I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts. Commentary:"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty" Related Funny Posts 🤝 We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.