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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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76 shares on Discord this month:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

17 shares on Slack this month:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

39 shares on Discord this month:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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