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"Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

59 shares on X this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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At least life has music.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Spotted on Facebook:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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