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  • Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.
  • Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.
  • If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
  • Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
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  • Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.