It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.