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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.