Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.