Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.