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Sounds like you experienced the first surround sound shipwreck! 🚢🌀🎬
Men write fanfiction too. They just call it a ‘theory,’ slap it on YouTube, and talk about it for 40 minutes.
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Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated.
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When your degree starts collecting dust faster than your books 📚😅 #DegreeInHibernation
It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you sleeping with.
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When your cuddle buddy is a hay bale and the crickets provide the soundtrack 🌾😴🎶
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.
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Who knew you could live life to the fullest with the remote in one hand and snacks in the other? Couch potatoes, unite! 🛋️🍕🎉
May your anger turn into a fart and leave your body.
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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
Life is a series of crushing disappointments. Oops, I mean, good morning.
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Sounds like my alarm clock needs a motivational speaker! 🌞😂☕
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
Texting isn’t enough, I need to sit in your lap facing you.
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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗