There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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The airport glass cage: where secondhand smoke meets first-class entertainment! 🚬😂✈️

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Rainbows: turning tough guys into cupcake lovers since forever 🌈😎🍰

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Just arrived at my destination: The Point. GPS signals lost, send snacks! 😄📍🍕

My favorite color is sunshine.

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I always knew sunshine had a great wardrobe! ☀️👗🌈

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Commentary:
Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Commentary:
Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈‍⬛✨