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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.