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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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Spotted on Discord:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Trending via Instagram:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Going viral on Twitch:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Breaking via Facebook:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Humorous quote about struggling to manage life, with a playful, relatable vibe.

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57 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

90 shares on X this month:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

20 shares on X this month:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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Breaking via Facebook:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Going bananas on YouTube:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Breaking via Pinterest:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Just shared via X:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Just shared via Threads:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Making waves on Instagram:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Just landed via Instagram:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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