Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Jan 31, 2026

Users Online

3,275

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Going viral on Reddit:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Going viral on Twitch:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Live now on LinkedIn:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Spotted on Reddit:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Seen just now on X:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

2 weeks ago

Funny Quotes

Playful text highlighting rappers bending words for rhyme mastery, humorously capturing street vibe.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
When rappers make new words just so their rhymes are on point, Shakespeare's somewhere nodding in approval! 😂🎤📖

humor, just, lyric, mispronunciation, moment, music, pronunciation, rapper, rappers, rhyme, word, wordplay

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

2 days ago

confusion, date, day, enough, humor, i, procrastination, stress, time
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

3 months ago

celestial, galaxy, humor, joke, Nasa, playful, selfie, selfie humor, space, star
Everyone is awful in their own special way.

1 week ago

awful, everyone, flaws, humor, individuality, own, special, uniqueness
Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

2 weeks ago

adult, adult content, attraction, awkward, awkward moment, content, desire, Funny, funny observation, horny, humor, looks, moment, observation, porn, sexuality
Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

2 weeks ago

asking, communication, cool, ever, humor, reassurance, relationship, sex, unsolicited, unsolicited reassurance
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

3 months ago

always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

65 shares on Discord this month:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

71 shares on Discord this month:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

34 shares on Twitch this month:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Trending via WeChat:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Seen just now on Slack:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Just landed via TikTok:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨