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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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100 shares on Twitch this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

29 shares on Facebook this month:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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