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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”