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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.