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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.