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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

47 shares on Slack this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

93 shares on X this month:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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