Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.