Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
- They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
- Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
- You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.
- At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.