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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

Commentary:
Guess she should have specified *which* airline! ✈️🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airplane, airport, asked, humor, husband, misunderstanding, seat, seats, travel, where, wife on Oct 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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