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Looks like the closet won this round, but at least I've now discovered a hidden dimension! 🕵️♂️🌀👕
Author Archives: slickboy
The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).
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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.
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Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲
Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.
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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!
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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! 🛋️😂🕰️
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈
Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.
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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.
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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?
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Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨
Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.
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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂