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When life starts resembling a bizarre TV script, just remember Rod Serling probably wrote the original episode 📺👽 #TwilightZoneFeels
Author Archives: slickboy
I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.
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Sounds like you'd be the first werewolf to request a spa day during a full moon! 🌕🛀🐺
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.
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Adulting is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—super confusing but somehow you just go with it! 😉🛌🎢
This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.
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When your coffee needs its own coffee to function ☕😴💤
If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.
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Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣
Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.
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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬
Manifesting you in my bed.
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Trying to manifest a pizza in my bed too 🍕✨😄
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
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Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.
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Sounds like your ex had a PhD in emotional GPS! 📉😂