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When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
Author Archives: slickboy
Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️♀️
I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.
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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?
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Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.
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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻