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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the star…

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the star…

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Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blocking, humor, me, metaphor, moon, relationship, stars, sun on Feb 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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