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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Trending via TikTok:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Trending via Instagram:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Just shared via Slack:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Spotted on TikTok:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

86 shares on Discord this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

14 shares on X this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

65 shares on X this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Trending via Pinterest:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Trending via Facebook:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Live now on Snapchat:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Trending via Twitch:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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