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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Breaking via Telegram:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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