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"Every gangster's bravado fades away when the ominous ding-dong of the doorbell echoes through the house. 🚪🔔 It's the ultimate reality check of adulthood – answer the door or live in denial as a reclusive mob boss! 😂"

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46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

81 shares on Slack this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

81 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Just shared via TikTok:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Just landed via Messenger:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Breaking via Instagram:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Seen just now on YouTube:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Spotted on Facebook:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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