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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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How do I un-know people?

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Just landed via Telegram:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Just shared via Messenger:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Breaking via Threads:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Making waves on WeChat:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Reported on Twitch:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Just shared via TikTok:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Reported on Threads:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Going viral on WeChat:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Just shared via TikTok:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Trending via X:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Trending via Facebook:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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