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5 months ago
Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Commentary:
"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth is hosting the universe's most anticipated event – Alien Invasion! 👽🚀 Remember, patience is key… but maybe keep some intergalactic snacks ready, just in case! 🍬🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in the dreaded land of 'Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville' 🙃⏳ At least we've got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet"
6 months ago
Share →: 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Commentary:
"1994: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 🌍✨

2024: God no. 😅🙈

Ah, the rollercoaster ride of expectations versus reality! Hang in there, we're all in this together! 🎢🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Commentary:
🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Commentary:
"Ah, 'tis the season for embracing the crap with a side of sparkle! ✨ Who knew that holiday lights could add a touch of festivity to life's chaos? 🎄 Here's to turning our 'crappy' moments into twinkling triumphs! 💫"
6 months ago
Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"
6 months ago
Share →: Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of election night – stay up late for the political thriller or hit the hay and let Democracy Claus surprise you in the morning! 🎅🗳️✨ Who needs a bedtime story when you have the suspense of democracy at work? Sleep tight, dream of ballots, and wake up to unwrap your civic gifts!"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"