Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
just
relationship
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
sleep
think
never

34 Funny anticipation quotes

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
It's hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The part right before bench pressing when you're laying down but not lifting is so good.

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it's like NO NOT YET.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025