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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Share →: I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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"Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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