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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Trending via Messenger:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Making waves on Instagram:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Just landed via Facebook:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Spotted on Discord:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Just landed via YouTube:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Breaking via Telegram:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Going viral on Telegram:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Spotted on Discord:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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