Funny army quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When is this robot army coming to take my job?

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

  Commentary:
  "Don't mess with someone who has a crow army on speed dial! 🦅💪🍿 #FeatheredAllies #BringItOnWWIII"

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