Commentary:
"Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"
60 Funny art quotes
In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mastered the art of attention-stealing! 🎨😏 Who needs a gallery when you've got captivating company right in front of you? 😂 #AllEyesOnYou"
Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of laziness, where naps become masterpieces and procrastination is the paintbrush 🎨💤 Who needs energy when you can just pretend to be resting for tomorrow's exhaustion, right? 😂 #LazyButProud"
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Commentary:
"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"
The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.
Commentary:
"When you're the Picasso of chaotic life moments! 🎨🙃 #MasterpieceOfMayhem"
I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.
Commentary:
When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! 🏃♂️🎤🥋
You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?
Commentary:
When a tree is so happy even Bob Ross would give it a thumbs up 🌲🎨😊
Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.
Commentary:
Guess I better start saving up for a digital banana! 🍌🙈
The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.
Commentary:
Mastering the ancient technique of "fake it till you make it" 🧘♂️🤪🌀