Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"
82 Funny attraction quotes
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.
Commentary:
"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.
Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mystery of the artful flirt! 💃🏼🕺🏻 It's like a superpower that somehow fizzles out when the heart gets involved. Who knew the path to true love came with a 'flirting skill cap' 😂 #Flirting101"
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
Commentary:
"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"
Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"