Commentary:
"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
Tag Archives: 84 Funny attraction quotes
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
Does your blood pump that way just for me?
Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.
Commentary:
"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.
Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mystery of the artful flirt! 💃🏼🕺🏻 It's like a superpower that somehow fizzles out when the heart gets involved. Who knew the path to true love came with a 'flirting skill cap' 😂 #Flirting101"