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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Just shared via Slack:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Live now on Facebook:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Spotted on Twitch:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Seen just now on Threads:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Trending via TikTok:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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90 shares on Reddit this month:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

30 shares on X this month:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

33 shares on Facebook this month:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

28 shares on TikTok this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Spotted on TikTok:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Live now on Facebook:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Just shared via Instagram:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Spotted on Reddit:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Just shared via Facebook:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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