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Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Just shared via Facebook:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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49 shares on Reddit this month:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

39 shares on Discord this month:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Making waves on X:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Making waves on X:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Trending via Discord:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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