Commentary:
Sounds like my new bedtime routine is now sponsored by the School of Hard Knocks 😂💤📈
79 Funny bedtime quotes
It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.
Commentary:
The moment you realize your clothes decided to start a midnight pool party without you 🕺🧺🌊😂
I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.
Commentary:
Those 10 minutes are basically a power nap fueled by pure desperation and dreams of no alarms ever! 😴⏰🛌
Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical moment when siblings transform from rivals to allies in the epic battle against bedtime! 🤣🌙 Who knew sibling solidarity could be so strong when facing the dreaded lights out? #SiblingGoals"
I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
Commentary:
"Talk about next-level laziness! 😂 Not only does this person envy sleep, but they want it at a global scale 🌎💤 #BedtimeGoals"
Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like trying to get a kid to stay in bed is like trying to stop a leaky faucet! 💦👦🏼 It's an endless cycle of "one more drink, please" that makes parents question if bedtime will ever truly arrive. 🤣 #ThirstyKidProblems
Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
Commentary:
"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"
At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"
I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! 🎶😴 DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! 💤💃 #SleepyBeats"
If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
Commentary:
"Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource"