Funny bitter quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

  Commentary:
  "Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the bitter truth! ☕️😅 It seems like your coffee could use some sugar and maybe a little therapy to work through its issues. Or perhaps a change of beans to add some excitement back into your morning routine!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of embracing the 'old and bitter' life! Who knew it could be so pleasantly satisfying? 🧓🏼🍋 Don't knock it 'til you try it, right? 😉"

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