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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Making waves on Instagram:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Spotted on Messenger:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Just landed via WeChat:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Trending via Discord:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Seen just now on Messenger:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Funny bitter quotes

Funny bitter quotes serve up sass with a side of laughter 😏🍋 Perfect for those moments when life’s a little sour but your wit stays sharp! Whether you’re embracing sarcasm or just need a cheeky comeback, these gems will brighten your mood with a twist of humor 😜✨ Get ready to chuckle, cringe, and maybe even relate—because sometimes bitterness is just comedy in disguise! 😂🖤

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3 days ago
Share →: My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Just need a cauldron and a cat, and you'll be casting curses in no time! 🧙‍♀️😼🍵
4 months ago
Share →: Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Commentary:
"Conflicts may arise, but why be the bitter person when you can be the better person? 🌟 Choose kindness over bitterness, it's easier on the taste buds! 😉🍋"
6 months ago
Share →: If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Commentary:
"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"
6 months ago
Share →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Commentary:
Ah, the bitter truth! ☕️😅 It seems like your coffee could use some sugar and maybe a little therapy to work through its issues. Or perhaps a change of beans to add some excitement back into your morning routine!
6 months ago
Share →: Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of embracing the 'old and bitter' life! Who knew it could be so pleasantly satisfying? 🧓🏼🍋 Don't knock it 'til you try it, right? 😉"

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Trending via Slack:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Going viral on X:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Making waves on TikTok:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Just landed via Facebook:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Reported on X:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Live now on Slack:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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