Commentary:
"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"
35 Funny black quotes
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"
Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.
Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"
Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.
Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"
Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.
Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.
Commentary:
"Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn't witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday"