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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Funny bodily functions quotes

Funny bodily functions quotes 💨💩 bring a hilarious twist to everyday moments we all experience but rarely talk about! From sneezes 🤧 to burps 🍔, these witty lines turn awkward into awesome, reminding us that laughter is the best medicine 😂. Ready to giggle at the quirks of the human body? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy takes that make even the weirdest sounds a reason to smile! 😆✨

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