Funny bodily functions quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night’s questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone’s bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we’ve got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁‍♂️

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the eloquence of discussing diarrhea 🚽. It’s a topic we tackle with such finesse, splashing our way through the alphabet soup of D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A 💩. Truly, a word that’s hard to stomach in more ways than one! 🤣”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄”

  4 months ago

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