Funny bodily functions quotes

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025