Funny quotes bodily functions

Funny bodily functions quotes

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

3 months ago

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

3 months ago

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

3 months ago

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

3 months ago

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

3 months ago