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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
41 Funny calling quotes
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
Commentary:
Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.
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When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂
I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
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Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.
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"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
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"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.
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Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀
Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.
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Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?
Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
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"Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"