Funny cape quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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