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Funny cape quotes

Funny cape quotes 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ are here to lift your spirits higher than any superhero’s fly! Whether you’re rocking a cape for style or just imagining your superpowers, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣 and feeling unstoppable. Ready to cape it up with a smile? Let’s dive into some humor that’s as bold and bright as your favorite hero’s signature look! 🦇✨

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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