Funny cape quotes

Funny cape quotes 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ are here to lift your spirits higher than any superhero’s fly! Whether you’re rocking a cape for style or just imagining your superpowers, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣 and feeling unstoppable. Ready to cape it up with a smile? Let’s dive into some humor that’s as bold and bright as your favorite hero’s signature look! 🦇✨

Funny cape quotes - I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape und…

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape und…

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"