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Funny cape quotes

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025