Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
Funny cape quotes
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
Commentary:
"Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"
I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
Commentary:
"Being lazy is an art form, and today you're a superhero of procrastination! Just remember, with great laziness comes great responsibility… to nap frequently."