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When I figure out how to call in sick to being me, I'll let you know! 🙃🤔😴
147 Funny care quotes
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.
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Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️
Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.
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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
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Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.
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Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower 🚿🥥😂
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.
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When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.
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This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! 🍰🤣
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐