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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Seen just now on X:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Just landed via Facebook:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Breaking via Messenger:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Trending via Instagram:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Breaking via TikTok:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Just landed via X:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Just landed via Instagram:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Seen just now on X:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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4 weeks ago

casual, casual conversation, conversation, enough, humor, procrastination, think, today, todaying, wordplay

Someone from 🇬🇲 has recently shared this quote.

65 shares on TikTok this month.
One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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4 weeks ago

casual, casual conversation, conversation, drink, humor, kettle, let, main, me, phrase, put, reasons, say, stuff, tea

Someone from 🇰🇪 has recently copied this quote.

42 shares on Messenger this month.
Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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1 month ago

casual, casual conversation, conversation, humor, me, revelation, source, walk

Someone from 🇦🇲 has recently bookmarked this quote.

42 shares on Messenger this month.
Easy there, unsaved number.

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2 months ago

casual, casual conversation, communication, conversation, easy, humor, number, phone, texting, unsaved, unsaved number

Someone from 🇳🇿 has recently copied this quote.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month.
Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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3 months ago

bro, casual, casual conversation, confess, confession, conversation, humor, love, love confession, me, playful, relationship, romance

Someone from 🇺🇬 has recently copied this quote.

63 shares on YouTube this month.
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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5 months ago

bro, casual, casual conversation, conversation, Dre, forget, humor, just, question, seriously, surprise

Someone from 🇦🇫 has recently shared this quote.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month.
Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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5 months ago

better, casual, casual conversation, conversation, day, ever, fashion, humor, let, me, outfit, procrastination, relatable, same, save

Someone from 🇱🇧 has recently bookmarked this quote.

58 shares on Snapchat this month.
I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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6 months ago

casual, casual conversation, conversation, drinking, drunk, getting, humor, i, just, me, self-reflection

Someone from 🇧🇬 has recently bookmarked this quote.

31 shares on Messenger this month.

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66 shares on X this month:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

43 shares on Instagram this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Making waves on Messenger:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Making waves on YouTube:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Breaking via Snapchat:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Live now on TikTok:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Live now on Discord:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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