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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Trending via YouTube:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Making waves on Instagram:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Spotted on Instagram:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Seen just now on YouTube:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation
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Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Shared recently on X:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Breaking via WeChat:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Trending via YouTube:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Trending via Reddit:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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