Funny caveman quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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  First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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  🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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