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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Facebook:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Making waves on Messenger:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Making waves on Slack:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Live now on Pinterest:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Just landed via X:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Making waves on Messenger:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Breaking via Messenger:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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34 shares on YouTube this month:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

66 shares on X this month:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

78 shares on Discord this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Just landed via YouTube:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Going viral on YouTube:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Going bananas on Messenger:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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