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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Live now on Instagram:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Just shared via Telegram:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Spotted on Twitch:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on TikTok this month:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

24 shares on X this month:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Seen just now on X:

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

Seen just now on Threads:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Making waves on Telegram:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Live now on Snapchat:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Going viral on Facebook:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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