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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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Trending via Telegram:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Just landed via Messenger:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Reported on Facebook:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Trending via WeChat:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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