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Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Just landed via Telegram:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Trending via Twitch:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Shared recently on Slack:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Spotted on WeChat:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Trending via Instagram:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Shared recently on X:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Seen just now on Telegram:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

28 shares on Slack this month:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

62 shares on X this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

66 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

49 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Trending via Discord:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Making waves on Facebook:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Spotted on Twitch:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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