Funny circus quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! 🍌🙈🎪 #MonkeyBusiness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Elect a clown, expect a circus.

  Commentary:
  "When you choose a clown to lead the show 🤡🎪, don't be surprised when the whole town turns into a circus! 🎉 Just make sure you bring plenty of popcorn and maybe a lion tamer! 🦁🍿#CircusLeadership"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'casual on the outside, circus on the inside.' Just imagine all the clowns, acrobats, and wild animals running amok in there. Sounds like quite the show!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

  Commentary:
  Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how we expect clowns to act like clowns, yet we're the ones lining up to watch the circus? 🤡🎪 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection instead of waiting for the next clown show!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'till death do us part' quite literally! 🎪🐒 Here lies a man who knew how to keep life wild and entertaining even after he's gone. May his wife juggle it all with grace and humor! 🤹‍♀️😂 #RelationshipGoals #MonkeyBusiness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

  Commentary:
  🎪🤡 "Well, watch out folks! We've got a potential circus recruit here ready to trade in daily inconveniences for some serious acrobatics and clowning around! 🤹‍♂️ Step right up, join the fun, and leave those minor annoyances behind! Who knew the big top was the ultimate escape plan?"

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