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  • I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a superhero when you have someone swooping in with a binder clip just in time? 💼💥 Never fear, the Binder Clip Avenger is here! Just call for help, and this mysterious figure will magically materialize to save the day… or at least keep your papers organized! 🦸‍♂️✨”

  • There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

    Commentary:
    Who knew the library had a strict “no clipping zones” policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy

  • At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities”

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