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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Just landed via TikTok:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Going viral on Twitch:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Trending via Threads:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Just shared via Slack:

Talents: eating!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Trending via Telegram:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

81 shares on TikTok this month:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Live now on Pinterest:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Spotted on Discord:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Trending via Slack:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Just landed via Messenger:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Trending via X:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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