Funny colors quotes

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  1 hour ago

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• Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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  5 hours ago

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• At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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  2 months ago

  blorange, celibacy, colors, gurple, humor, i, imagination, know, mantis, mantis shrimp, point, same, sarcasm, shrimp, vivid, vivid imagination

• My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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  2 months ago

  change, color, color scheme, colors, different, house, humor, i, know, new, scheme, towels, wife

• Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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  6 months ago

  color, colors, dating, here, honesty, honeymoon, honeymoon phase, humor, me, only, phase, relationship, sarcasm, show, true, true color

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