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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Going viral on Reddit:

Oh good. Another day.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Going viral on X:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Reported on TikTok:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Just landed via Discord:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Seen just now on Instagram:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Making waves on Slack:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Spotted on Telegram:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Just landed via X:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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