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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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