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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧
298 Funny confidence quotes
The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.
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Always a comfort to know we're all in this together, lowering the bar one click at a time 😂🤦♂️🌐
Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.
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Looks like the universe got my memo—failure is not an option! 😎✨
The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.
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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.
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New year, same awesome me! Why mess with perfection? 😎✨
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️
If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.
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Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
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When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚