Funny contain quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tragic hero of passwords – a character with a backstory as complex and dramatic as any Shakespearean play! 🎭💔 Remember, even your password needs a bit of drama to keep things interesting!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to keep my craziness under wraps is like trying to contain popcorn 🍿 – no matter how hard I squeeze that lid, the kernels are going to burst out eventually! 😂🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of tab hoarding – a survival strategy in the digital age! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that an overload of Chrome tabs could be essential for our very existence? 🚀 With 200 tabs full of crucial data, you might just hold the key to knowledge that could save the world! 🌎💻 Now, that's what we call multitasking to the extreme! 🤯 #TabTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

  Commentary:
  Haha! 🤔 "May contain nudity" – thanks for the heads-up, rating board, because I was totally prepared to watch a movie and play detective on the whole naked/not naked situation. 😂 Like, is this a surprise strip show or what? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Just another day in the confusing world of movie ratings! 🎥🍿 #NakedIsJustANormalTuesday

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