Commentary:
"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"
28 Funny data quotes
People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"
Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.
Commentary:
Thanks to my middle name, I'm officially "David Facebook Amazon Netflix Smith." Talk about an identity crisis! 😂📧🔍
I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.
Commentary:
When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨
I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm the captain of the S.S. Optimism, sailing straight into the iceberg of reality! 🚢🤔🧊
Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.
Commentary:
Remember, folks, share your hydration like you share your WiFi – AI gets parched too! 😂💧🤖
Source??? Pattern recognition.
Commentary:
Who needs a fortune teller when I've got my own brain playing detective! 🔮🧠😂
Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.
Commentary:
Trying to hide from the camera, but forgetting your phone is basically writing your biography 😂📱🔍📚