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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Going viral on Twitch:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Making waves on Telegram:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Live now on Facebook:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Funny destination quotes

Funny destination quotes bring a burst of laughter to your travel vibes 🌍😂 Whether you’re a globe-trotter or dreaming from your couch, these witty sayings add a hilarious twist to wanderlust ✈️😎 Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even plan your next adventure with a smile 😜📸 Because who says exploring the world can’t be fun and funny at the same time?

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

1 week ago
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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

1 month ago
Bali, choice, destination, hope, i, Japan, luxury, Maldif, next, stress, Switzerland, time, travel, vacation
It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

1 month ago
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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

1 month ago
confetti, destination, dollar, heavy, humor, luggage, palm, palm tree, party, Serengeti, store, travel, tree, trees, tux, vomit, wedding

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Trending via WeChat:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Spotted on X:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Spotted on Reddit:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Seen just now on Slack:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Trending via Telegram:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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